From peterk at zm.celpay.com Fri Jan 20 09:08:52 2012 From: peterk at zm.celpay.com (Peter Kalumbwa) Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:08:52 +0200 Subject: [OSZ] Web Development In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <2ADA9C6D2DAB994D82D9FC9BB076122BBD3372@mailserver.zm.celpay.com> Hi Members, Happy new year. Celpay Zambia Ltd is looking for web developer(s) to do their commercial site. If interested please get in touch with me or call 211-220750 and ask for Deborah. Regards, Peter Kalumbwa. From drekabwe at yahoo.com Tue Jan 31 08:09:21 2012 From: drekabwe at yahoo.com (Kabwe Andrew) Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:09:21 -0800 (PST) Subject: [OSZ] bodies Message-ID: <1328015361.73830.YahooMailNeo@web161705.mail.bf1.yahoo.com> 3 dead bodies at City Mortuary all with big smiles on their faces.After the autopsies, pathologist reports to the police. 1st body: mwaba mutale bemba from mpika, 60 years old.Died of cardiac arrest while making love to his mistress hence the smile. 2nd body:equatoral guinea banda from Katete,25 years old, won a million bob in charity sweepstakes,spe nt it all on expensive whisky and jilijili ,died of alcohol poisoning hence the smile. Inspector:.."What about 3rd body.?" Pathologist:.. "This is unusual, neverseen it b4. Hakainde Hakalema tonga from magoye , 30 years old,struck by lightning."Inspector:..." So why the smile?" Pathologist:.. ."He thought he was having his picture taken." -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: